~The Music of My Life~

Sunday, February 29, 2004

10 Ways to Tell if You're a Band Geek

Ok so to make a long story short I cleaned my room and then my dad ripped apart my closet floor so he could put in a shoe shelf he made and I found a notebook that had a list of ways to tell if you're a band geek in it. I recall making the list my freshman year with Erin Mars who has since moved to Louisianna. I'm going to post it quick since I don't have a whole lot else to say.

10. You walk in step especially when you aren't marching.

9. You tap your pen and/or pencil to the beat of a pep band song during class.

8. You only date within the band and you're making your second way around.

7. You tell horrible sex jokes only other band members would understand.

6. When someone outside of band tells a joke you don't understand it.

5. When someone asks you what your occupation is your answer is 'band'.

4. Your idea of child abuse is being hit in the head with a batan which also explains that weird mark in your forhead.

3. When people outside of band ask you about hierarchy you tell them what band you're in and what chair you are in your section.

2. Your idea of entertainment is being stuck on a bus for 36 hours with the dance team, all of their competition tapes, and a bunch of horny guys.

1. You've started considering objects you find laying around as possible instruments such as a hammer and a screwdriver (all I'm saying is spoons/tamberines work better *shakes head while rubbing bashed thigh*)

If this made you laugh in any way my job is done for today. Hehe, I rhymed.

Mandy ~ 1:40 PM