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Monday, November 28, 2005
Post Thanksgiving
Well... I went to Job's house for Thanksgiving dinner the day of. I was there from noon to 11 pm! There were 18 people total... Pam, Dana, Uncle Tim and Matt, Aunt Sherry and Lisa, (Job and I both have and Uncle Tim and Lisa... that are married too...) Grandma, Grandpa, Tim and Lisa's kids- Kirtus (8) and Casey (4), Matt and Sherry's kids- Katie (8), Emily (4), and Ashley (2), Beka, Mandy Foreman, Josh, Job, and Me. It didn't seem like that many people and that's probably just because Job's house is big. I ended up spending the whole night playing with the kiddles. I really liked Emily, she was a sweetie and Casey. Kirtus was really mean and beat up on his brother, Casey and Katie kept to herself. Emily loved it when I'd throw her up in the air (never took my hands off from her either) and hold her so she could touch the ceiling, and she also prefered to cuddle with me on the couch while we watched some G rated cartoon that I'd never seen before in my life. Job fell asleep on the couch downstairs and I think it was because it was seriously 80 degrees in the house because the fireplace was burning like crazy downstairs so I pretty much leaned up against him on the couch while Emily sat on my lap.
Sometime during the night we made turkeys out of chocolate-covered creme drops (turkey's body), chocolate chips (turkey's head and legs with the frosting as adhesive), candy corn (turkey's feathers), frosting (adhesive for feathers, feet, and head), and crackers (backing for the turkey, you put the feathers and body on the cracker)... well everyone did but me, I just ate them. Then we played some pig out game with pig di and that was just weird. Then Job and I played scrabble against Grandma, Grandpa, and Tim and Job and I won even though Grandma was crazy at the beginning and so was Grandpa but it was suprising that Tim only lost to Job and myself by one point and he'd been severely trailing the entire game.
Then Casey asked me to play cabbage patch kids with him and it got weird really fast... The first thing he did was completely undress the dolls, telling me they needed to take a bath before bedtime and then he threw his hands down on their stomachs and said laughing, 'don't look' and I inquired why and he lifted his hands and shouted 'because you'll see their penises!' and I froze for a couple of seconds and called him silly and informed him that those were their belly buttons and he giggled. Then he ran off and everyone was looking at me weird and Josh came upstairs and called me a pervert for undressing the dolls and I called Casey over and I said 'Casey, who undressed the dolls' and Josh was trying to get him to lie and say that it was me but Casey proudly proclaimed that it was he who stripped them of their clothing as he danced around and giggled.
After that I dressed the dolls (Job helped) after looking over his ps3? game of Sims and seeing what a mess Casey made. Then all of the adults were hanging out in the upstairs living room and just flicking and Dana stopped on a plastic surgery channel that was showing some woman's breast from the side and I was confused and kind of embarassed though I tried to hide it and Dana was wondering, aloud why she needed surgery because 'they looked good' and then they scanned around to the front view and her other boob was really small and he yelled 'Omg! They're uneven!' and Tim chocked on his beer, leading to the changing of the channel. Then just about when it had calmed down Ashley decided to make a sneak or should I say streak appearance... she snuck out of her room naked, saw me, jiggled her hiney and ran back in and then ran out a couple of seconds later and danced around the living room. Everyone was laughing so hard and Matt finally wrestled her back into her footie-jammies. Then Job gave the ps3 (I think that's what it's called) to Casey to watch the movie 'Robots' and he crawled up onto the couch and into my lap because I'm comfy? and then Emily got curious and decided she wanted on my lap as well and then the topping on the cake was little Ashley crawling up on top of Emily on top of Casey on top of me. Then Emily got mad and yelled at Ashley and made her get down and she looked at me with the biggest, saddest eyes ever and I told her it was ok and she ran off to the other couch and sat next to her mom, dejected.
After all of that I was falling asleep and Job took me home and then he didn't leave my house until about midnight or so. This past Thanksgiving was definitely interesting to say the least...
Well... I went to Job's house for Thanksgiving dinner the day of. I was there from noon to 11 pm! There were 18 people total... Pam, Dana, Uncle Tim and Matt, Aunt Sherry and Lisa, (Job and I both have and Uncle Tim and Lisa... that are married too...) Grandma, Grandpa, Tim and Lisa's kids- Kirtus (8) and Casey (4), Matt and Sherry's kids- Katie (8), Emily (4), and Ashley (2), Beka, Mandy Foreman, Josh, Job, and Me. It didn't seem like that many people and that's probably just because Job's house is big. I ended up spending the whole night playing with the kiddles. I really liked Emily, she was a sweetie and Casey. Kirtus was really mean and beat up on his brother, Casey and Katie kept to herself. Emily loved it when I'd throw her up in the air (never took my hands off from her either) and hold her so she could touch the ceiling, and she also prefered to cuddle with me on the couch while we watched some G rated cartoon that I'd never seen before in my life. Job fell asleep on the couch downstairs and I think it was because it was seriously 80 degrees in the house because the fireplace was burning like crazy downstairs so I pretty much leaned up against him on the couch while Emily sat on my lap.
Sometime during the night we made turkeys out of chocolate-covered creme drops (turkey's body), chocolate chips (turkey's head and legs with the frosting as adhesive), candy corn (turkey's feathers), frosting (adhesive for feathers, feet, and head), and crackers (backing for the turkey, you put the feathers and body on the cracker)... well everyone did but me, I just ate them. Then we played some pig out game with pig di and that was just weird. Then Job and I played scrabble against Grandma, Grandpa, and Tim and Job and I won even though Grandma was crazy at the beginning and so was Grandpa but it was suprising that Tim only lost to Job and myself by one point and he'd been severely trailing the entire game.
Then Casey asked me to play cabbage patch kids with him and it got weird really fast... The first thing he did was completely undress the dolls, telling me they needed to take a bath before bedtime and then he threw his hands down on their stomachs and said laughing, 'don't look' and I inquired why and he lifted his hands and shouted 'because you'll see their penises!' and I froze for a couple of seconds and called him silly and informed him that those were their belly buttons and he giggled. Then he ran off and everyone was looking at me weird and Josh came upstairs and called me a pervert for undressing the dolls and I called Casey over and I said 'Casey, who undressed the dolls' and Josh was trying to get him to lie and say that it was me but Casey proudly proclaimed that it was he who stripped them of their clothing as he danced around and giggled.
After that I dressed the dolls (Job helped) after looking over his ps3? game of Sims and seeing what a mess Casey made. Then all of the adults were hanging out in the upstairs living room and just flicking and Dana stopped on a plastic surgery channel that was showing some woman's breast from the side and I was confused and kind of embarassed though I tried to hide it and Dana was wondering, aloud why she needed surgery because 'they looked good' and then they scanned around to the front view and her other boob was really small and he yelled 'Omg! They're uneven!' and Tim chocked on his beer, leading to the changing of the channel. Then just about when it had calmed down Ashley decided to make a sneak or should I say streak appearance... she snuck out of her room naked, saw me, jiggled her hiney and ran back in and then ran out a couple of seconds later and danced around the living room. Everyone was laughing so hard and Matt finally wrestled her back into her footie-jammies. Then Job gave the ps3 (I think that's what it's called) to Casey to watch the movie 'Robots' and he crawled up onto the couch and into my lap because I'm comfy? and then Emily got curious and decided she wanted on my lap as well and then the topping on the cake was little Ashley crawling up on top of Emily on top of Casey on top of me. Then Emily got mad and yelled at Ashley and made her get down and she looked at me with the biggest, saddest eyes ever and I told her it was ok and she ran off to the other couch and sat next to her mom, dejected.
After all of that I was falling asleep and Job took me home and then he didn't leave my house until about midnight or so. This past Thanksgiving was definitely interesting to say the least...
Mandy ~ 3:50 PM